October 2011
11 posts
LETTER TO THE LIBRARIANS!!
Dear Libraians,
SHHHHHH!!!! STOP YELLING!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!!
From Me
DUCKING TEST!!! REBLOG IF THIS WEEK IS MAKING YOU...
awwwwwwwwwwwww
someone got hit by a car :(
i hate to do this but...
SUBMISSIONS PLEASE??? CLICK THE BOX UNDER THE PICTURE!!!!
why?
Did every teacher assign me a test next week???
To the students who brag about how smart they are
HOW COME YOU CAN’T HELP ME WHEN I ASK YOU A HOME WORK QUESTION??? NOT SO SMART KNOW ARE YOU???
dear freshman crying over the PSAT
YOU’RE A FRESHMAN, THE PSAT DOESN’T COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
dear parent association at bx science
STOP EMAILING ME!! I’M NOT A PARENT AND I DON’T CARE!!
experimental data
Everyone complains about having “too much homework”. Being a nerd I decided to do an experiment and time myself (with an app on my iPhone-R.I.P. Steve Jobs) for each homework I do to see how long it takes for me to do it. The condition was that I actually do it, not B.S. it like I you normally do.
Results: (note, in order to protect my I.D. I’m not revealing my specific...
Why I hate online grades :(
All of us have heard of snap Jupiter grades. Honestly, this is the most annoying non-human part of this school. For one thing if you fail even ONE test, you lose like 20 points off your grade. On the other hand, if you get a 100 on a test, it only improves your grade by 5 points. The second thing is, teachers are human and therefore make mistakes. This would be understandable except when your...
today's announcements
“I got 99 problems and this announcement ain’t one of them”
PLEASE READ MY POST ON HOW YOU’RE NOT GHETTO!!!
September 2011
13 posts
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THINGS DUCKS CAN DO!!!
1. Quack.
2. Fly.
3. Be principal of The Bronx High School of Science.
just letting you know..
YOU ARE NOT GHETTO!!!
There. I said it. Now let me explain why I felt the need to say that. Some of you are clearly confused. You assume that just because our school is located in “da Bronx” that automatically means you’re ghetto. WRONG!! It means that the school was built at a time when the neighborhood wasn’t ghetto. (the neighborhood was originally a rich Jewish one...
Anonymous asked: are you a sophmore... i feel like your a sophmore...
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Rant/Library computer etiquette
Today I needed to print something out because I procrastinated to much on my home work and didn’t finish it in time my printer ran out of ink. The class I needed for was 9th period and my only free is 6th. My 5th period class is on the second floor. Once the bell rang I RAN OUTTA THERE !!! Well, I got to the library and squeezed my way through the crowd. I finally scanned in and...
A LETTER TO THE PRINCIPAL
Dear Reidy,
Please continue to come into our classes and explain every bad article about the school. You successfully waste our class time, which in turn lets me sleep, AND you give us something to laugh about after class :)
-Me
Anonymous asked: YO BEETCH !'S B N@$TY IN DA BATROOM!!!!1111!!111111 U AINT JUDJING NO 1!!!!11
Anonymous asked: you're in bronx science please use the words "there" "their" and "they're" correctly!@!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1
Just letting you know
I will frequently post rants about the school here because I am an angry person and I deal with anger by going to anger management therapy blogging rants anonymously on the internet. On the bright side (or maybe dark side since this is anger were talking about) YOU CAN SUBMIT YOUR OWN STORIES/RANTS =D On the side of my blog there is a submit stories link (and a curiosities link for you to submit...
Fire Drills...Duck -__-
Honestly, I used to think fire drills were a joke…until someone set the lab on fire. Now I get scared out of my freaking mind a tad bit freaked out. Anyway, today’s fire drill on the other hand didn’t concern me because I was to mad at it. That’s right. I was MAD at the fire drill. Let me explain. Last year a fire drill happened during my gym period. They told us not to...
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Maybe it's just me but........
I feel that while your parents did a GREAT job at drilling you in math and teaching you how to read, they clearly forgot to teach you about being hygienic. Here are some of the things I’m assuming your parents forgot to tell you. (And if they DID TELL YOU and you still break these rules then you need to leave Bronx Science RIGHT NOW!!)
1. ALWAYS FLUSH THE TOILET!!! Seriously? Your in high...
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I guess I'll post first......
Dear Girls who feel the need to spray themselves with 5000 gallons of perfume,
Really? I doubt that the 33 minutes you spent doing nothing in gym made you SO sweaty that you need to douse yourself with seven different kinds of perfumes or smelly lotions. Besides if you really do smell bad you could always wear deodorant or perhaps take a shower. (What a novel idea!) Look, you can wear...
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So why this blog?
Hello there!! If you read the side of this blog then you should know what this is all about. I feel like there are so many annoyances at our school that I think there should be a place to vent our frustrations anonymously. Perhaps someone will submit a story about an annoying behavior a student does and maybe you’ll recognize that the annoying behavior described in the post is similar to...
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